This blog is definitely not about food. All the time. Testimonials: "[She's] the funniest person I've ever met." -8th grade math teacher.
"It's a good thing [she has] a blog, so I don't have to write the stuff [she says] down." -Parental.
"[She smells] really good." -Person I gave a hug to.
If you still follow me wow oh my god you really need to rethink your life decisions I mean wow me of all people I'm actually a huge loser thank you you're a beautiful human being and thank you thank you thank you yes I am amazing and a princess and perfect.
AND I HAVE A NEW BLOG FOR THIS because tumblr is a gazillion times better than blogspot just putting that out there.