I'm January. I think I'm funny. Hopefully you will too. I am not at all good with first impressions. If there were an Olympics for who can suck the worst at being social in general, I would probably get 5th place. I know people and stuff, I'm not a complete loser. I'm an artist. I like to draw and doodle. I've been in 2 art shows so far. I'm a writer-in-progress, too. I'll poetry the crap out of you. I'm a not-so-crappy photographer. I have
I also subconsciously advertise a lot of things. And I'm terrified of city insects. Them beetches like to get all up in my grill and I flail and squeak like someone is throwing poison frogs at me.
I also secretly don't like a lot of people. Like douche bags. I most definitely don't like douche bags.
If you've read to this point then... I don't know. Shouldn't you be doing something else?