About bacon. Just kidding, it's About Me.

I don't really know who would want to know about me necessarily, but whatever. I'm doing it because that seems to be what normal bloggers do and because I'm weird like that because I want to tell everyone about my crazy life because I wanted another page and About Me seemed fair.

I'm January. I think I'm funny. Hopefully you will too. I am not at all good with first impressions. If there were an Olympics for who can suck the worst at being social in general, I would probably get 5th place. I know people and stuff, I'm not a complete loser. I'm an artist. I like to draw and doodle. I've been in 2 art shows so far. I'm a writer-in-progress, too. I'll poetry the crap out of you. I'm a not-so-crappy photographer. I have 3 2 dogs (we used to have a small noisy one... I'm not entirely sure where it went. Just kidding. We ate it.) that all may or may not be completely mentally incompetent. I have 2 sisters and a brother. I'm the oldest. I like writing, too.I have code names for family and such, so (because you want to know), Parental is my gramma. I live with her and call her gramma. I can feel you judging me. Aunt aka Comrade is my youngest aunt. She visits from time to time and sometimes breaks bones here, so we have to take care of her. Boring. Gives me experience. Josalyn, aka Tiny, is my currently (7/4/10) 3 year old sister and she's hilarious and I shall teach her the ways of life. I'm super excited. Jordan, aka NoNap, is Aunt's daughter and my currently (the same date before) 4 year old cousin.

I also subconsciously advertise a lot of things. And I'm terrified of city insects. Them beetches like to get all up in my grill and I flail and squeak like someone is throwing poison frogs at me.

I also secretly don't like a lot of people. Like douche bags. I most definitely don't like douche bags.

If you've read to this point then... I don't know. Shouldn't you be doing something else?